C'mon Baby, Don't Be Like That

You know I love you, right? You were my first and you'll always be number one in my heart. Sure, I was with that other blog for a while but it didn't mean anything. You're the only one I really care about, Everything is a spoon. Look at this new pretty new template. I made it, special, just for you. You like it, don't you? C'mon baby, give me another chance and I'll prove that I've changed. I'll post regularly, link to you on Facebook and everything. Please?

You will?

Yeah, I knew that you would.