I'm planning a little getaway in Virginia over Easter and was looking into some area attractions on tripadvisor.com when I came across this user review of a go-kart raceway:
We went here back in summer of 2005 and our family did not have a good time. Rides looked like pieces of garbage. Food prices were outrageous, and one of the employees farted on my 8 year old son. Do not go here. Definite tourist trap!An employee farted on her son?!? I laughed my ass off when I read that. And the best part is that the user provided no explanation or context. I mean, did the employee just pass wind in her son's general vicinity? Or did he pin the kid down and rip one right in his face? When I imagine the scene in my mind, it's the latter of course.
Farts are funny.