I (Heart) Grammy

I love my 83-year-old grandma. Sure, everyone loves their grandma, right? We're supposed to. It's required. But that's not why I love my grandma. I love Grammy because she swears a lot and always has a dirty joke to tell, which she usually breaks out at Sunday dinner or a baby shower or some such gathering. When I tell her my dating stories she says I shouldn't be in a rush to settle down, I should just get out there and have fun. And, while discussing nursing with my pregnant sister, she tells us that most old ladies have saggy boobs but hers are still nice and firm. Good to know. Hope I've got her genes.


Mat-E said...

Phew! I thought this was going to be "I heart the Grammys", which would be a considerable change of pace for you.