So I'm sitting on the couch watching America's Got Talent. Yup, this is the kind of crap I'm stuck with when I feel like vegging on a Friday night in my cable-free home.

Anyway, an animal trainer just performed with her bird, Wazoo. When Regis asked her where she came up with the parrot's name, she explained that it's French for "bird."

Stupid Americans!


Erin said...

Ha! I saw this too and I was so confused. It took me a while to clue into how badly she was mispronouncing it! But nothing was weirder than the shadow dancers. Poor pony!

Gillian said...

Shadow dancers? I must have missed that part. I tuned out after the rapping granny. Figured I'd leave on a high note.