What, Me Minority?

According to a study by the University of Minnesota, the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry is atheists.

I didn't know that atheists were considered a minority group. Given my comfortable suburban upbringing, it never crossed my mind that I might be a part of a minority group. But apparently in America I am. And not just a member of a minority, but one so universally despised that I would be deemed unfit to marry.

Well, I guess all I have to say to that is, thank jebus I was born in Canada!