Put Your Shirt On!

Today I saw a man walking to work along University Avenue wearing khakis, a backpack and no shirt. Sure, it was really hot out. And yeah, he was in pretty good shape. But just because it is legal for both men and women to go topless in public, that does not mean it is appropriate... or attractive. The last thing I wanted to be confronted with at 8:30am on a Monday morning was some guy's sweaty chest. So, for the record, there are three appropriate places in which to go topless and they are:

  1. Beaches
  2. Public Parks
  3. Private Yards or Balconies
No exceptions!

Well maybe one exception - the Pride parade. But that's it.