Last weekend I went out to a King St. bar. Lots of singles, bad music, heavy drinking - not my usual scene. As I looked around at all the party people, something struck me as odd. Every single guy in the place was dressed exactly the same. Designer "pre-worn" jeans, fitted striped shirt (with the top few buttons undone) and over-gelled hair. Since when did this become the official mating uniform of T.O.? Maybe I've just been married too long or spent too much time in grungy beer joints, but I thought the whole point of cleaning up for a night on the town was to stand out from the crowd and get noticed? These guys need to call each other before they go out. Seriously. If I showed up at a bar in the same outfit as one of my friends, I would just die!